Things To Do On The Loo

Your Local Addison Plumbers Present… Things To Do On The Loo

We’ve got some classics, and some new concepts for things to keep you entertained while you’re on the toilet…

The Classics

• Read the newspaper: Bring in the Sunday post, and read away. Take on the crossword if you’re feeling bold – or the comics if that’s your shtick.

• Bring the puzzle book: Go crazy on those sudokus, jumbles, and word searches.

• Take your library: Find a book that you can pick up easily, and that you won’t get too attached to. Joke books and short stories are great!

• Bring the mail: Sift through your pile of mail. That’s productive!

• Make a list: What groceries are you out of? What do you need to get done today? What five animals would you like to avoid running into?

• Brush your teeth: A true pro can brush while using the water closet. Keep those chompers clean!

• Clip your nails: Another activity reserved for the pros.

The Moderns

• Anything on your smartphone…

  1. Play games

  2. Read an e-book

  3. Check your email

  4. Learn something by using the random page button on Wikipedia

  5. Make a doodle

  6. Text anyone

  7. Listen to music

  8. Listen to a podcast

  9. Listen to an audiobook

  10. Watch youtube

  11. Google your own name

  12. Organize your calendar

  13. Look for a new job

  14. Check your facebook

  15. Read the news

  16. Check the weather

  17. Look at new-release movies

  18. Order take-out

  19. Browse your app store for more games and apps

  20. Look up the top ten classic movies of all time

  21. Write some poetry

  22. Send an e-card

  23. Invent a new mixed drink

  24. Check your bank accounts

  25. Hold your breath and time yourself

  26. Look up things to do on the loo